Does anybody really need a laser concocted cocktail?
Call me a Luddite, if you must, but when it comes to drinks I draw the technological line at the blender.
So, now that smoking is verboten in many bars, this is the next step: Two Parts Vodka, a Twist of Science.
"Molecular mixology," "freethinking bartenders"...
I shudder to think what the Final Solution might be.
Bartender, a Jameson's on the rocks please, and [wiping Beer Nuts salt and oil from hands whilst fumbling for some change] .... some quarters for the jukebox.
...Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer
Garbage man, a janitor...
[Sips from glass, from which Irish whiskey overfloweth.]
Ahhhhhhhh.... Yes, comrades, the class warfare intensifies daily.
...Don't treat me special, don't kiss my ass
Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class...
One more round, Drinkers of the World, and don't forget to arm yourselves.
[Gulp]
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