An indispensable Guide to GOP D.C.

A word of advice to travelers destined for D.C.: watch yourself in Washington. Republicans rule our capital city (for now, anyway) so to avoid getting lost in the crooked city make sure to pack a copy of The New Republic's Rough Guide to GOP D.C.. Remember, power corrupts. Be wary about associating with right-wing politicos and avoid engaging in activites that might get you embroiled in a scandal.